Where’s all the blog posts, you ask? Good question!

Currently I have 2 separate article drafts (it SHOULD be more) that I’ve started and have been meaning to get back to.  One has been there for at least a month.

Where the fuck is all my time? All you time management fanatics out there, don’t bother. I’m efficient. The time isn’t there. I blame the 9 to 5.  Somebody offer to pay my mortgage so I can have 10 minutes to write a post or get the bicyclette ready for it’s 1st ride of the season for cryin’ out loud!
There’s no way people get enough sleep these days! And how do I do anything well with so many other things waiting for my attention?! I walk my dog at MIDNIGHT! …and I EAT GARBAGE! (that last part’s a hotcakes episode 51 reference)

Ok, that’s over 140 characters; this post is officially longer than a tweet! Anyone feel my pain?